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Old Jul 16, 2005, 04:41 PM // 16:41   #1
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How do Jellyfish have babies?
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Old Jul 16, 2005, 04:47 PM // 16:47   #2
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Very carefully.

Meet my little friend.
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Old Jul 16, 2005, 04:49 PM // 16:49   #3
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Linksie 1

Linksie 2

If you want more, do a google search.
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Old Jul 16, 2005, 04:50 PM // 16:50   #4
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LOL
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Old Jul 16, 2005, 04:51 PM // 16:51   #5
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I'll bet a lot of people learned something new today.

I know I did.
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Old Jul 16, 2005, 05:45 PM // 17:45   #6
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Wow, dirty jellyfish sex

I seriously didn't know that...absolutely fascinating
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Old Jul 16, 2005, 06:05 PM // 18:05   #7
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Well my son, when a boy jellyfish and a girl jellyfish really, really love each other......
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Old Jul 16, 2005, 06:07 PM // 18:07   #8
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...they want to express their love in an intimate way...
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Old Jul 16, 2005, 06:53 PM // 18:53   #9
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....and then they light some candles and put on some music...
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Old Jul 16, 2005, 09:40 PM // 21:40   #10
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Thats kinda like asking how stick figures do it without catching on fire... (you know, if you rub sticks together you can start a fire.)
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Old Jul 16, 2005, 10:21 PM // 22:21   #11
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hmmm...that was interesting :P

That is a logical way for jellyfish to reproduce as touching each other would hurt quite a lot, wouldnt you think?
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Old Jul 17, 2005, 12:58 AM // 00:58   #12
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The question to which we have been searching our whol lives for the answer...well atleaste i have
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Old Jul 17, 2005, 08:13 PM // 20:13   #13
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So...if I were a jellyfish, I'd have colorful gonads, and have sex through my mouth in the ocean?

Yucky.

Now I'm curious though...
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Old Jul 18, 2005, 03:59 PM // 15:59   #14
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quote from link: [When all of the eggs and sperm are fully developed, they are released into the stomach and then through the mouth into the sea. Some of the eggs stick to the frilly mouth lips which surround the mouth of the Jellyfish. There they are fertilized by the sperm and continue to develop.]

...don't talk with your mouth full, you might lose some offspring
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Old Jul 18, 2005, 06:54 PM // 18:54   #15
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well it goes like this, you first eat a Peanut butter and jelly sandwich, then many hours later (hopefully) you end up taking a crap, but what u don't know is that the jelly u just ate is really jellyfish fluid that mutates into baby jellyfish inside your stomach and once u crap it out they hit the watter and grow

so why did u think they put water in the toilet anyway
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Old Jul 18, 2005, 06:57 PM // 18:57   #16
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Jeeze, havent u guys ever read the jellyfish Karma Sutra?
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Old Jul 18, 2005, 07:49 PM // 19:49   #17
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The Jelly Stork of corse come it's so right there people
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